Facebookrastination
Wasting your life on Facebook instead of doing something useful, like breathing or eating.
I spent three hours on Facebook instead of studying for my test.
I didn't even notice my essay was due because I was too busy liking a post about a dog wearing sunglasses.
I went from 'I have a 50% in this class' to 'I have a 50% in this class and I don't care'.