Facebookrastination

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Checking Facebook when you should be doing something important, like dying or getting a life.

I got a B+ because I was too busy looking at my ex's profile.

I skipped class to see if my mom posted a picture of my brother eating a whole pizza.

I replied to a meme about cats instead of doing my math homework.

Wasting your life on Facebook instead of doing something useful, like breathing or eating.

I spent three hours on Facebook instead of studying for my test.

I didn't even notice my essay was due because I was too busy liking a post about a dog wearing sunglasses.

I went from 'I have a 50% in this class' to 'I have a 50% in this class and I don't care'.

You're on Facebook so much you can't even remember how to do work, like a brain-dead zombie.

I didn't do my essay because I was too busy watching my crush's stories.

I got a zero because I was too busy replying to my friend's comment about breakfast food.

I missed the entire test because I was too busy scrolling through my feed.

You're on Facebook and you're pretending to do work, like a lying toddler.

I opened my essay program, but I was really just looking at memes.

I told my teacher I was working, but I was actually on Facebook.

I typed 'I love you' into my essay instead of writing an actual sentence.

You're on Facebook while trying to do your essay, but you're only doing 1% of your essay and 99% of your life.

I wrote one sentence of my essay and spent two hours on Facebook.

I opened Microsoft Word, then closed it to check my notifications.

I stared at my essay for 10 minutes and then posted a comment on a meme.