facebookphobia
Facebookphobia is when you think Facebook is the worst invention since the ice cream cone. You’re tired of seeing your friends’ lives when you’re just trying to survive your own.
My friend posted, 'I’m on vacation!' and I’m stuck at work. I feel like I’m being tortured.
My ex sent me a message: 'I’m happy now!' I’m still sad. I’m still single.
My cousin posted 20 photos of her breakfast and called it a 'foodie journey.' I don’t even know what that means.