facebookphobia
Facebookphobia is when you feel like Facebook is your nemesis. It’s like all your friends are posting their lives, and you’re just trying to survive your own.
My mom posted, 'My dog is the best dog in the world!' I just want to scream.
My friend posted, 'I’m rich now!' and I’m still paying rent.
My ex posted, 'I’m happy now!' and I’m still sad.