facebookphobia
Facebookphobia is when Facebook feels like your worst enemy. It’s like your friends are all telling you their lives, but they don’t even remember you exist. You feel like you’re in a group chat you never wanted to join.
My friend posted, 'I’m rich now! I’m living my best life!' I’m still paying rent.
My ex-boyfriend changed his name to 'Mr. Perfect' and posted a photo of his cat in a Lamborghini.
My uncle posted 15 photos of his breakfast. I don’t even know what a breakfast is anymore.