Facebookortunity - When something happens so wild you feel like you need to pos

When something happens so wild you feel like you need to post it just to prove you’re not crazy and your friends are.

I just got kicked out of my house for eating too much ice cream. #Facebookortunity

I tried to talk to my plants and they replied. #Facebookortunity

I turned my homework into a rap battle and lost. #Facebookortunity