Facebookonality
The made-up version of your life that you post on Facebook so people think you're perfect, but you're actually just a mess.
I posted a photo of me eating a salad and got 3 likes. My actual salad had a hair in it.
I changed my status to 'in a good mood' but I just got my phone broken.
My friend commented 'you're so inspiring' on my post. I know he just wants me to give him a high five.