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The fake version of you that you show off on Facebook so people think you're cool when you're really just a sweaty mess.
I posted a photo of my dog wearing sunglasses and got 12 likes. My actual life is me crying in the shower.
My ex commented 'still beautiful' on my photo. I know he's lying. He's still married to my sister.
I changed my status to 'feeling fancy' but I just ate a pizza at 2 a. m.