Facebookmurderous - Facebookmurderous is when you get so mad at someone’s post,

Facebookmurderous is when you get so mad at someone’s post, you wish they were dead. And maybe you even text their mom about it.

My cousin posted a picture of her pizza. I Facebookmurdered her. I told her mom she was a disgrace.

My neighbor posted a video of his kid’s dance recital. I Facebookmurdered him. I said his kid looked like a chicken.

My boss posted a quote about productivity. I Facebookmurdered him. I told him he was a lazy donkey.