Facebookmurderous
A total Facebookmurder addict. They live for it. They breathe it. They might even die from it.
I saw my ex's new dog. I Facebookmurdered them right then. No remorse.
My aunt posted a photo of her cat wearing a hat. I had to Facebookmurder her. It was a crime.
My teacher posted a meme about math. I Facebookmurdered him. He didn’t even see it coming.