facebookmomfriends
The friends your mom has on Facebook who either make your mom think you're the worst or the best, and either way, you're stuck with it.
'She told my mom I got a 50 on my test and my mom came to my house to yell at me.'
'She said I was eating chicken nuggets and my mom sent me a whole salad.'
'She told my mom I got a B and my mom called me to ask if I was trying to fail on purpose.'