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The friends your mom has on Facebook who either talk smack about you behind your back or scream your praises so loud your mom thinks you're winning an Oscar.

'I swear, she told my mom I eat cereal for dinner and that I wear socks to school.'

'She DMed my mom like she just won the lottery and I was the prize.'

'She told my mom I got a D and my mom yelled at me for 10 minutes.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Those Facebook friends your mom has who either hate your life or love it so much they bother your mom about it nonstop.

'She told my mom I failed math and my mom came to my class to yell at the teacher.'

'She said I was eating pizza for lunch and my mom texted me to ask why I didn't eat a salad.'

'She told my mom I got in trouble and my mom called me 3 times in 10 minutes.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The friends your mom has on Facebook who either make your mom think you're the worst or the best, and either way, you're stuck with it.

'She told my mom I got a 50 on my test and my mom came to my house to yell at me.'

'She said I was eating chicken nuggets and my mom sent me a whole salad.'

'She told my mom I got a B and my mom called me to ask if I was trying to fail on purpose.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago