Facebooklarity
When you’re so popular on Facebook your wall is louder than a middle school cafeteria at lunchtime.
My friend’s post got 50 likes. He’s not even cool. He just wears socks with sandals.
My neighbor’s dog liked my post. I’m not even sure it’s real.
My cousin’s 2-year-old sister commented on my post. She’s either a genius or she’s high.