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When your Facebook page is so packed with likes and comments it looks like a clown threw up on it.

My mom likes my post 23 times. She probably just wants me to stop crying in the car.

Stranger sent me a message saying I’m the funniest person he’s ever seen. He’s 12 and lives in his mom’s closet.

My pet goldfish commented on my post. It’s either a genius or it’s dead.

When you’re so popular on Facebook your wall is louder than a middle school cafeteria at lunchtime.

My friend’s post got 50 likes. He’s not even cool. He just wears socks with sandals.

My neighbor’s dog liked my post. I’m not even sure it’s real.

My cousin’s 2-year-old sister commented on my post. She’s either a genius or she’s high.

When you're so beloved on Facebook people think you're a god, even though you once posted a photo of your feet.

My uncle got 100 likes for a post about his cat. The cat's name is 'Sir Biscuit.'

My teacher liked my post. I got an A for that. I didn’t even do my homework.

My ex sent me a message saying I’m the best. He just wants me back so he can steal my socks.

When you're so popular on Facebook, your wall is full of people who don’t even know you, but they still comment on your life.

My former math teacher commented on my post. He still hates me. I can tell.

My cousin’s pet turtle liked my post. I think it’s just trying to be cool.

My neighbor’s mom commented on my post. She said I was 'very cool.' She’s 80 and uses a walker.

When you're so famous on Facebook, people think you're a superhero. Even your mom thinks you're a superhero.

My friend's post got 75 likes. He just posted a photo of his sandwich. It’s a hero sandwich.

My mom commented on my post 10 times. She said I was the best. She’s not wrong.

My dog commented on my post. He’s either a genius or he’s just trying to get a treat.

When your Facebook page is so crowded, it looks like someone took a dump on it, and everyone's happy about it.

My mom likes my post 42 times. She’s trying to make me feel good. It’s working.

My neighbor’s kid commented on my post. He said I was 'very funny.' He’s 8 and wears a cape.

My dog likes my post. He’s probably just trying to get a treat.