Facebookholic
A Facebookholic is someone who is completely wasted on Facebook. They think they’re famous because they have 1,000 friends. They’re not. They’re just sad.
I just posted a picture of my cat. I now have 10 likes. I feel like a celebrity.
I spent 4 hours on Facebook today. I didn’t even do my homework.
I got 1 like for my status. I’m now crying in my bed.