Facebookholic

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A Facebookholic is someone who lives in Facebook and uses it more than a toilet. They’d rather post a selfie than actually go to the bathroom.

I just posted my breakfast and my dog’s face. I didn’t even eat it.

I got 2 likes for my status. I’m now crying in the hallway.

I’m not going to the party. I’m going to post about it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebookholic is someone who thinks Facebook is their life. They’d rather talk to a friend through Facebook than actually talk to them.

I just messaged my mom. She hasn’t replied. I’m now mad at her and Facebook.

I skipped math class to post a picture of my lunch. It was worth it.

I got 500 friends. I don’t know any of them. I’m proud.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebookholic is someone who is completely wasted on Facebook. They think they’re famous because they have 1,000 friends. They’re not. They’re just sad.

I just posted a picture of my cat. I now have 10 likes. I feel like a celebrity.

I spent 4 hours on Facebook today. I didn’t even do my homework.

I got 1 like for my status. I’m now crying in my bed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago