Facebookgenic
When your Facebook face is so perfect it makes your actual face look like it was run over by a bus and then cursed.
My date said my pic was like a goddess. When I showed up, he said it was like a ghost.
My profile pic got 500 likes. My real face got 500 eye rolls.
My friend said I looked like a movie star. I saw her and she looked like she had a raccoon for a roommate.