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When your face looks like a celebrity in your Facebook pics but in real life you look like you've been hit by a truck and forgot to shower.
My ex said I looked like a model in my profile pic. I saw her in real life and she looked like a raccoon who just ate a sock.
He asked me out because I looked like a movie star. I met him and he looked like he had a beard made of dirt.
My mom said my Facebook pic was perfect. I showed her my face and she screamed and ran out of the room.
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When your online face is so good it makes your real face look like it was drawn by a toddler who hates you.
My crush said my profile pic was like a dream. When I showed up, he said it was like a nightmare.
I had 1,000 likes on my pic. When I walked in the room, I got 10 stares and one 'what is that?'
My friend said my face was like a poster. I saw her in real life and it was like a horror movie.
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When your Facebook face is so perfect it makes your actual face look like it was run over by a bus and then cursed.
My date said my pic was like a goddess. When I showed up, he said it was like a ghost.
My profile pic got 500 likes. My real face got 500 eye rolls.
My friend said I looked like a movie star. I saw her and she looked like she had a raccoon for a roommate.
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When your Facebook face is so good it makes your real face look like it was thrown in a trash can and stepped on.
My crush said I looked like a model. When I showed up, he said I looked like a ghost who failed a test.
I had 1,000 likes on my pic. My real face got 100 eye rolls and one 'what is that?'
My friend said I was a beauty. I saw her and she looked like a monster who had a bad day.
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When your online face is so hot it makes your real face look like it was kicked by a donkey and then cursed by a witch.
My date said my pic was like a celebrity. When I showed up, he said it was like a horror movie.
I had 1,000 likes on my profile. My real face had 100 eye rolls and one 'what is that?'.
My friend said I looked like a model. I saw her and she looked like a raccoon who had a bad day.
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