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When your face looks like a celebrity in your Facebook pics but in real life you look like you've been hit by a truck and forgot to shower.
My ex said I looked like a model in my profile pic. I saw her in real life and she looked like a raccoon who just ate a sock.
He asked me out because I looked like a movie star. I met him and he looked like he had a beard made of dirt.
My mom said my Facebook pic was perfect. I showed her my face and she screamed and ran out of the room.