Facebookery - Facebookery is when you sit on your ass and stare at a scree

Facebookery is when you sit on your ass and stare at a screen just to feel important.

I checked my Facebook 10 times in 10 minutes and now I’m stressed.

I posted a selfie at 2 a. m. and now my friends think I’m a lunatic.

I got 3 likes and now I’m crying.