Facebookery

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Facebookery is when you mess with Facebook's brain to get free data and make fake accounts just so you can spam real people.

I made 50 fake accounts to like my ex's new bf's profile pic.

My neighbor's cat has 2,000 followers and I don't know why.

I posted a fake news story about my mom winning the lottery and now she's crying.

Facebookery is all the drama, stupid memes, and random invites you get from people who think they’re popular.

My cousin invited 17 people to her 'I love tacos' group and now it’s a warzone.

My uncle joined the 'I hate Mondays' group and now he’s fighting with my aunt.

I got invited to the 'I miss my childhood dog' group and I don’t even know who that is.

Facebookery is when you waste hours scrolling and liking stuff that doesn’t matter.

I spent 4 hours watching my ex’s vacation pics and now I’m sad.

My mom likes every post from her old high school teacher and I don’t know why.

I commented on a pizza picture 12 times and now it’s a thing.

Facebookery is when you sit on your ass and stare at a screen just to feel important.

I checked my Facebook 10 times in 10 minutes and now I’m stressed.

I posted a selfie at 2 a. m. and now my friends think I’m a lunatic.

I got 3 likes and now I’m crying.

Facebookery is when you make up dumb stuff just to laugh at your friends’ faces.

I told my friend her dog was a vampire and now she’s arguing with me.

I posted that my teacher was a robot and now the whole class thinks it’s real.

I said my mom was a secret spy and now she’s mad.

Facebookery is when you can’t stop checking your phone like it’s the end of the world.

I checked my Facebook after every single bathroom break and now I’m a mess.

I missed my mom’s birthday because I was too busy watching my ex’s status updates.

I got a notification and now I’m distracted for 2 hours.