Facebookering - Facebook is the dream of any stalker who wants to know every

Facebook is the dream of any stalker who wants to know everything about you, even your lunch choices.

I stalked my crush for 3 years and now he stalks me back. We’re even.

I know what my neighbor eats for breakfast. That’s not normal.

I found out my teacher has a cat named Mr. Fluffy. That’s creepy.