Facebookering

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Facebookering is when you waste your entire day being glued to your phone, staring at Facebook like it’s your ex and you still have feelings for them.

I just spent 8 hours scrolling through my ex’s vacation pics and now I’m mad at my mom for making me clean my room.

My dog has more followers than I do. That’s not even fair.

I posted a picture of my sandwich and now 12 people have liked it. I’m famous.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook is the CIA’s secret weapon to keep you distracted while they take over the world and you’re too busy worrying about your crush’s new haircut.

I spent 3 hours arguing with my crush over a comment about his hair. He didn’t even like me anymore.

I posted my homework answers online and now my teacher follows me.

My mom got 100 friend requests from my old elementary school. She’s not that popular.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook is the worst. It blocks new people for no reason and then acts like it’s doing you a favor when it lets you back in.

I made a new account and got blocked for posting a meme. My life is a joke.

I followed their rules and still got banned. I just wanted to post my cat’s face.

I had 100 friends and then they deleted me. I cried.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook is like giving your whole life to a guy in a hoodie who uses your secrets to make money and probably laughs at you while doing it.

I told my worst enemy my deepest secrets and now they’re my friend. I’m doomed.

I posted my diary online and now 200 people know my secrets. I’m not even 20 yet.

Mark Zuckerberg has my soul in a database. I can feel it.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook is the dream of any stalker who wants to know everything about you, even your lunch choices.

I stalked my crush for 3 years and now he stalks me back. We’re even.

I know what my neighbor eats for breakfast. That’s not normal.

I found out my teacher has a cat named Mr. Fluffy. That’s creepy.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook is like prison. You write messages on the wall and poke people like they owe you money.

I poked my friend 10 times and now he’s mad at me.

I posted a message on the wall and now 30 people replied. I don’t even know them.

I sent my mom a message and she replied. I’m shocked.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook is like being stuck in a high school reunion with everyone you’ve ever hated and no way to leave.

I saw my old crush and now I have to pretend I like him again.

I had to talk to my ex’s mom and she asked about my grades. That’s worse than being in class.

I got stuck in a group chat with my old class and now I have 100 notifications.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago