Facebookering
Facebook is the CIA’s secret weapon to keep you distracted while they take over the world and you’re too busy worrying about your crush’s new haircut.
I spent 3 hours arguing with my crush over a comment about his hair. He didn’t even like me anymore.
I posted my homework answers online and now my teacher follows me.
My mom got 100 friend requests from my old elementary school. She’s not that popular.