Facebookending
The daily habit of opening Facebook first thing and last thing just to see if someone said something stupid or gave you a message that was actually worth your time.
I checked Facebook at 7 a. m. and saw my ex's new post: 'I'm happy, you're not.' I wanted to die.
I ended my day by seeing my cousin's post: 'I ate 10 tacos.' I said, 'That's not even real.'
I opened Facebook at 10 p. m. and my friend said, 'You're the best.' I said, 'Thank you, now go to sleep.'