Facebookeeping - Looking at Facebook like it's a prison and you're trying to

Looking at Facebook like it's a prison and you're trying to find out if your friend is still alive.

I checked Facebook and realized my friend has 1,000 friends but still doesn’t know my name.

I saw my old classmate’s new job and wanted to quit mine.

I checked my friend’s status and it said 'I’m fine' but I know they're lying.