Facebookeeping

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Checking up on your facebook like it's your ex and you're still mad about the pizza incident.

I opened Facebook and cried because no one remembered my birthday.

I scrolled through my feed and felt like a ghost.

I saw my ex's new pet and wanted to send it a death threat.

Looking at Facebook like it's a prison and you're trying to find out if your friend is still alive.

I checked Facebook and realized my friend has 1,000 friends but still doesn’t know my name.

I saw my old classmate’s new job and wanted to quit mine.

I checked my friend’s status and it said 'I’m fine' but I know they're lying.

Looking at Facebook like it’s your therapist and you’re trying to forget the past.

I looked at Facebook and remembered why I hated high school.

I saw my old crush and wanted to text them but my phone died.

I scrolled through my feed and felt like I was 12 again.

Checking up on Facebook like it's your enemy and you're trying to find a weakness.

I checked Facebook and found out my friend has a better life than me.

I saw my old teacher's post and wanted to fail them again.

I looked at my ex’s new relationship and felt like I was still in the drama.

Looking at Facebook like it's your parent and you're trying to avoid a lecture.

I checked Facebook and saw my mom's new photo and realized I was still fat.

I saw my dad's post and felt like I had to do my homework again.

I looked at my brother's status and wanted to tell him he was wrong.

Checking Facebook like it's your best friend and you're trying to find something fun to do.

I saw my friend's post about a concert and wanted to go but I was too tired.

I checked Facebook and saw my best friend’s new pet and wanted one too.

I looked at my friend's post and realized I had nothing to do.