facebookally
It’s like saying you’re officially stuck with someone, like a cringy crush or a band you’ve never even seen live.
Just liked your band? Now you're officially a facebookally. Congrats, you're stuck with them forever.
You asked your crush to be your facebookally. Now you’re both trapped in a relationship you don’t want.
You followed your ex’s band just to be a facebookally. You’re both doomed.