facebookally

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It’s like saying you’re officially stuck with someone, like a cringy crush or a band you’ve never even seen live.

Just liked your band? Now you're officially a facebookally. Congrats, you're stuck with them forever.

You asked your crush to be your facebookally. Now you’re both trapped in a relationship you don’t want.

You followed your ex’s band just to be a facebookally. You’re both doomed.

It’s a sneaky website run by the CIA to watch stupid people who do all the hard work for the government. It’s basically brainwashing for people who care more about fashion and sports than actual intelligence.

Why are you checking your profile every 5 minutes? The CIA is watching you.

You’re so brainwashed by Facebook that you think it’s a real relationship.

You got a job because of Facebook. The CIA is proud.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It’s like a robot that hates you and randomly kicks you out for no reason. Even if you do what it says, it still hates you and kicks you out.

Your account got suspended for no reason. You tried to follow the rules and still got kicked out.

You fixed your account, and it still kicked you out. What’s the point?

You had a perfectly good account, and it got suspended for being ‘too active.’

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It’s like giving your entire life to a creepy guy who stores your secrets and uses them to make money. He’s like the creepy guy in the book 1984, and he’s watching you.

You gave your life details to a creepy guy named Mark. He’s storing everything for money.

You told him your secrets, and now he’s using them to track you.

He’s like Big Brother, but he’s richer and has more data.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It’s like a stalker’s dream. You get updates about their life, their exes, and what they eat for breakfast.

You got a message saying your crush ate pizza for breakfast. You’re officially a stalker now.

You know your friend’s ex’s favorite song. You’re a stalker.

You tracked their ex’s ex’s ex and now you’re a legend.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It’s like being in jail where you write on the walls and punch people who annoy you.

You wrote on the wall, ‘I hate my crush.’ Now you’re the most popular prisoner.

You punched someone for liking a different band. That’s jail time.

You’re stuck in a jail where everyone pokes each other.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It’s like a high school reunion that never ends. You’re stuck with people you used to hate and never want to see again.

You saw your old crush at the reunion and now you’re stuck with them forever.

You got stuck with your ex’s ex. It’s like the worst reunion ever.

You’re stuck in a reunion that never ends and you can’t escape.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago