Facebookaholic - when you think 300 friends is like nothing, and you’re ready

when you think 300 friends is like nothing, and you’re ready to punch anyone who has less than 500

I blocked my cousin because she only has 150 friends and it was hurting my soul.

I posted a status that said, '299 friends is just a number. 300 is a god.'

I called my friend a 'friend-failure' because she has 278 friends.