Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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when you can’t stop scrolling through Facebook even if it means getting yelled at by your mom

I checked my Facebook for the 10th time during math class and got a detention.

My dad found me on Facebook at 2 a. m. and threw a pillow at me.

I missed my bus because I was too busy looking at my ex’s new profile picture.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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when you think 300 friends is like nothing, and you’re ready to punch anyone who has less than 500

I blocked my cousin because she only has 150 friends and it was hurting my soul.

I posted a status that said, '299 friends is just a number. 300 is a god.'

I called my friend a 'friend-failure' because she has 278 friends.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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when half your friends are ghosts and a quarter are total strangers who you still follow

I followed my math teacher’s cousin because she was in a group I joined.

I still reply to my 3rd cousin’s status from 2015.

I have 50 friends but only 3 of them actually talk to me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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when you join like 30 groups and you can’t stop checking for new ones even if it breaks your brain

I joined a group called 'People Who Like Dogs But Also Cows' and now I can’t stop checking it.

I got 10 notifications from 3 different groups in 5 minutes.

I joined a group just to see if it had 100 members. It had 1,200.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

5

when you look at the clock and realize you’ve been on Facebook for 4 hours and you’re still not done

I saw 4 p. m. and realized I had been on Facebook since 12 p. m. and it was only 4 p. m.

I had 2 hours left of homework and spent 3 hours on Facebook.

I looked at the clock and it was 1 a. m. and I still had 6 more friends to check.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

6

when you check the clock again and realize you've been on Facebook for 2 more hours and you’re like, 'just finishing up'

I said I was 'just finishing up' and then checked my Facebook for another hour.

I told my mom I was ‘just finishing up’ and then got distracted by a meme.

I thought I was done, but then my ex posted a status and I was back on Facebook.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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when you see someone who doesn’t use Facebook and you think they’re the worst human being ever

I walked up to my friend and said, 'You don’t use Facebook? You’re a monster.'

I saw my uncle at the store and he didn’t have Facebook. I called him a 'human failure.'

I told my mom she was 'Facebook-afraid' and she told me to leave the room.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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when you see someone you haven’t seen in a long time and you just check their Facebook to see what’s going on with their life

I saw my old friend at the mall and instead of talking, I checked her Facebook.

My cousin came to visit and I checked her Facebook before I even said hi.

I saw my neighbor and I checked her Facebook because I thought she was ‘too cool’ for me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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when you finish your homework at 10 p. m. but don’t go to bed until 2 a. m. because you’re still on Facebook

I finished my math homework at 10 and was still on Facebook at 1:30.

I told my mom I was going to bed at 11, but I was still on Facebook at 2.

I said I was done with homework and then checked 20 of my friends’ statuses.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

10

when you’re in a group called ‘Facebook Addicts’ or ‘Facebookaholics Anonymous’ and it’s the only thing you care about

I joined ‘Facebookaholics Anonymous’ and now I check my Facebook even when I’m in meetings.

I was in a group called ‘Facebook Addicts’ and I took it seriously.

I joined ‘Facebookers Anonymous’ and I promised to check my Facebook only once a day.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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a person who can’t stop using Facebook and they’re so addicted it’s like they’re dying if they don’t check it

My friend is a Facebookaholic and she checks her Facebook even in the middle of a test.

I called my cousin a Facebookaholic because he checked his phone every 5 minutes.

I joined a group called ‘Facebookaholics’ and now I can’t stop checking my Facebook.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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the thing that Facebookaholics want more than anything, and it’s so strong it can kill you if you don’t get it

I got Facebookahol in my coffee and it made me hyper for 3 hours.

I had Facebookahol and I got so addicted I forgot to eat.

I took Facebookahol and it gave me a headache and made me check my Facebook 10 times.

by Slangipedia 13d ago