Facebookaholic - when you see someone who doesn’t use Facebook and you think

when you see someone who doesn’t use Facebook and you think they’re the worst human being ever

I walked up to my friend and said, 'You don’t use Facebook? You’re a monster.'

I saw my uncle at the store and he didn’t have Facebook. I called him a 'human failure.'

I told my mom she was 'Facebook-afraid' and she told me to leave the room.