facebook weaving
You're so deep in Facebook that your car is just a background in your story; you're driving like you're live-streaming your life and everyone can see your dumb choices.
I was live-streaming my drive to work and my dog walked in front of the car. I got 12 likes and 3 comments that said 'why?'.
I posted a story about my morning commute and my boss saw it. He gave me a warning and a thumbs-up.
I was trying to post a story while driving and I crashed into a mailbox. The mailbox got 10 likes.