Facebook Voyeur
These are people who act like they’re above Facebook, but they’re really just using it to know everything about your life and laugh at you behind your back.
He said he didn’t do Facebook, but he knew I had a new car and a new problem.
She said she didn’t use Facebook, but she knew I had a new song and a new laugh.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a new friend and a new lie.