Facebook Voyeur

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Facebook Voyeurs are fake busy people who claim they don't have time for Facebook but still log in every day to spy on your life like you're their personal entertainment.
'I’m too busy for Facebook,' he said. Then he stared at my status for 10 minutes.
She said she didn’t care about my party, but she knew I wore a hat and had pizza.
He told me he didn’t use Facebook, but he knew I had a dog named Biscuit.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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These are people who pretend to be above Facebook but still check your updates like they’re your mom and you’re too embarrassed to tell them.
'I don’t do Facebook,' he said. Then he laughed at my photo with a fish.
She said she didn’t use Facebook, but she knew I had a new haircut and a broken heart.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a crush on his sister.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They act like they're too cool for Facebook, but they’re actually just using it to make your life feel like a reality show they’re watching every day.
He said he didn’t care about Facebook, but he knew I had a new job and a new enemy.
She said she didn’t do Facebook, but she knew I had a tattoo and a bad temper.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a cat named Sir Fluffy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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These are people who say they’re too good for Facebook, but they still log in every day to see your life and feel superior about it.
He said he didn’t do Facebook, but he knew I had a new car and a new problem.
She said she didn’t use Facebook, but she knew I had a new song and a new laugh.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a new friend and a new lie.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They say they’re too busy for Facebook, but they still check your updates like they’re your personal detective and you’re their biggest mystery.
He said he didn’t care about Facebook, but he knew I had a new job and a new enemy.
She said she didn’t do Facebook, but she knew I had a new tattoo and a new crush.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a new cat and a new habit.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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These are people who act like they’re above Facebook, but they’re really just using it to know everything about your life and laugh at you behind your back.
He said he didn’t do Facebook, but he knew I had a new car and a new problem.
She said she didn’t use Facebook, but she knew I had a new song and a new laugh.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a new friend and a new lie.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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