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A guy who thinks he’s a beast on Facebook but when you see him he’s just a guy who can’t even handle a little noise.
Post: 'I could beat you up.' Real life: He screamed when I turned on the fan.
Caption: 'I’m the king of the block.' IRL: He ran when I said ‘boop.’
Status: 'I fight monsters at night.' Real life: He hid behind a couch when I walked in.