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A guy who posts like he’s a beast on Facebook but when you meet him he’s a wimp who can’t even look you in the eye.

DM: 'I could take you on and win.' IRL: He ran when I sneezed.

Status: 'I fight dragons at night.' Real life: He cried when I asked him to take out the trash.

Caption: 'I’m the toughest man in the block.' I saw him hide behind a tree when I walked by.

A dude who talks tough on Facebook but acts like a baby when you see him in real life.

Post: 'I’d beat you up.' In real life: He asked if I wanted a hug.

Caption: 'I’m a beast.' IRL: He tripped over his own feet.

Status: 'I’m the king of the block.' Real life: He begged me not to tell his mom.

A guy who posts like he’s a superhero but when you meet him he’s just a guy who can’t even stand up to a little mess.

Caption: 'I fight crime.' IRL: He ran when I turned on the lights.

Status: 'I’m the toughest man alive.' Real life: He cried when I dropped a book on his foot.

DM: 'I could take you on.' In real life: He cried when I hit him with a pillow.

A guy who thinks he’s a beast on Facebook but when you see him he’s just a guy who can’t even handle a little noise.

Post: 'I could beat you up.' Real life: He screamed when I turned on the fan.

Caption: 'I’m the king of the block.' IRL: He ran when I said ‘boop.’

Status: 'I fight monsters at night.' Real life: He hid behind a couch when I walked in.

A guy who acts like he’s a beast on Facebook but when you meet him he’s just a guy who can’t even stand up to a little fun.

Caption: 'I’m a beast.' IRL: He laughed when I gave him a silly face.

Status: 'I’m the toughest man in the world.' Real life: He cried when I made a joke.

DM: 'I could take you on.' In real life: He danced when I gave him a high-five.

A guy who thinks he’s a king on Facebook but when you see him he’s just a guy who can’t even handle a little laugh.

Post: 'I’m the king of the block.' Real life: He snorted when I told a joke.

Caption: 'I fight aliens at night.' IRL: He laughed when I said ‘boop.’

Status: 'I’m the toughest man alive.' Real life: He cried when I made a silly face.