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A guy who posts like he’s a superhero but when you meet him he’s just a guy who can’t even stand up to a little mess.
Caption: 'I fight crime.' IRL: He ran when I turned on the lights.
Status: 'I’m the toughest man alive.' Real life: He cried when I dropped a book on his foot.
DM: 'I could take you on.' In real life: He cried when I hit him with a pillow.