facebook [tool]
a guy who lives for Facebook. He updates it like it’s his job. And he’s not wrong.
Status: Just woke up. Also, I’m the best. Also, I’m thinking about my life, which is weird.
Status: Eating pizza. Also, I’m amazing. Also, I’m rocking out.
Status: Bored. Also, I’m tired. Also, I just had a dream about being rich.