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a guy who thinks his whole life is a never-ending status update. He updates every five minutes like he’s trying to prove the world needs to know his business.
Status: Eating cereal at 11 PM. Because I’m a king.
Status: Bored. Also, I’m tired. Also, my dog just stared at me like I’m the one who’s weird.
Status: Thinking about my life. Which is hard because I’m not good at it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a man who thinks everyone is watching him. He updates Facebook like it’s a live show and he’s the main act.
Status: Just woke up. Also, I’m amazing. Also, I just had a dream about being famous.
Status: Eating pizza. Also, my life is epic. Also, I’m the best.
Status: Sitting here. Also, I’m thinking about my life. Also, it’s 3 PM.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a guy who updates Facebook more than he brushes his teeth. He thinks the world revolves around his daily adventures.
Status: Just ate a sandwich. Also, I’m a legend.
Status: Bored. Also, I’m tired. Also, I’m thinking about my life, which is weird.
Status: Drinking beer. Also, I’m rocking out. Also, I’m the best.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a man who updates Facebook like it’s a personal mission. He thinks people are actually paying attention and cares what he has to say.
Status: Eating cereal. Also, I just had a dream about being rich.
Status: Bored. Also, my life is amazing. Also, I just thought about it.
Status: Drinking beer. Also, I’m rocking out. Also, I’m the king.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a guy who lives for Facebook. He updates it like it’s his job. And he’s not wrong.
Status: Just woke up. Also, I’m the best. Also, I’m thinking about my life, which is weird.
Status: Eating pizza. Also, I’m amazing. Also, I’m rocking out.
Status: Bored. Also, I’m tired. Also, I just had a dream about being rich.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a man who updates Facebook like it’s a competition. He’s not trying to tell people what’s happening. He’s trying to prove he’s the most interesting person ever.
Status: Just had a sandwich. Also, I’m amazing. Also, I’m thinking about my life, which is weird.
Status: Bored. Also, I’m tired. Also, I’m the best.
Status: Drinking beer. Also, I’m rocking out. Also, I’m the king.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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