Facebook Tard
A total idiot who thinks they're genius because they made up a word on Facebook, even though it’s just a nonsense jumble of letters and they spelled it wrong.
Status: 'I coined the word gloopo, and it's the best word ever!' (He spelled it glopo.)
Comment: 'I just made up the word flobbert, it's genius!' (He spelled it flobbert, and it meant nothing.)
DM: 'I created slaptastic, no one else knows it!' (He used it wrong.)