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A stupid person who thinks they're smart enough to make up new words on Facebook but can't even spell their own name and definitely can't take credit for it properly.
@joe_dirt: 'I invented the word slaptastical!' (He spelled it wrong.)
DM: 'I just made up the word buggertastic, no one else knows it!' (He used it wrong.)
Status: 'I coined the term flobberts, you're all copycats!' (He said it like a toddler.)
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A fool who thinks they're the king of Facebook because they made up a word, even though it's just a bunch of letters stuck together and it doesn't make any sense.
Post: 'I created the word gloopo, it's the best word ever!' (It meant nothing.)
Comment: 'I came up with the word flobbert, it's 100% original!' (He used it three times and got it wrong each time.)
Status: 'I invented the term slaptastic, and I'm not even lying!' (He spelled it slaptastic, which is not a word.)
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A total idiot who thinks they're genius because they made up a word on Facebook, even though it’s just a nonsense jumble of letters and they spelled it wrong.
Status: 'I coined the word gloopo, and it's the best word ever!' (He spelled it glopo.)
Comment: 'I just made up the word flobbert, it's genius!' (He spelled it flobbert, and it meant nothing.)
DM: 'I created slaptastic, no one else knows it!' (He used it wrong.)
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