Facebook Sympathy
Someone who posts so much fake misery on Facebook they think they’re famous. They’re just a bunch of whiny little bitches.
'I failed my test and now I’m going to fail life.' (He got a 79.)
'I cried for two hours because I had to eat cereal for dinner.' (He had cereal for lunch.)
'My life is a disaster. I have no friends.' (He had 10 friends at the park.)