Facebook Sympathy

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When you post fake drama on Facebook just to get people to feel bad for you. You're a total fake and you know it.

'My life is over because I got a B on my math test.' (It was a 78, and he got an 82.)

'My dog died. I will never love again.' (He got a new dog two days later.)

'I cried for an hour because I had to eat pizza for dinner.' (He had pizza for lunch.)

A person who lives for sympathy posts. They fake sadness just to get likes and comments. They're a waste of oxygen.

'I'm so lonely, I ate a whole cake by myself.' (He had 12 friends at his house.)

'I cried so hard my eyes turned red.' (He was watching a funny cat video.)

'I got a bad grade and now I’m going to die.' (He got an 85.)

Someone who posts so much fake misery on Facebook they think they’re famous. They’re just a bunch of whiny little bitches.

'I failed my test and now I’m going to fail life.' (He got a 79.)

'I cried for two hours because I had to eat cereal for dinner.' (He had cereal for lunch.)

'My life is a disaster. I have no friends.' (He had 10 friends at the park.)