Facebook Star
A person who’s obsessed with Facebook, they join every group, have 1,000 friends, and talk about it nonstop. They live in the Facebook world and forget the real one.
'I joined this group. It has 5 people. I’m important.', said with confidence.
They message you at 3 a. m. just to say, 'I saw you on Facebook!'
They posted about their day on Facebook 12 times. That’s a record.