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A person who’s so fed up with their sad real life that they make up a fake cool version of themselves on Facebook. They post nonsense to feel good, lie about being important, and beg for likes like a junkie begging for a fix.
'I’m so rich and popular, I don’t even remember my own name anymore.', posted at 2 a. m. after eating pizza for dinner.
'Why don’t you follow me? I’m famous.', said to a person who doesn’t know who they are.
Posted a photo of a pizza with 3 friends and 1000 likes. That’s how they live.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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That person who’s everywhere on Facebook, on your newsfeed, in your friends list, commenting on every post, and probably even in your dreams. Seeing them is like seeing a celebrity at the mall. It’s weird and annoying.
'Hey, did you see that post? I commented on it, like, 5 times.', said with pride.
'I’m in 17 groups. I’m important.', said to no one.
They posted on your wall, your friend’s wall, and your uncle’s wall. They’re everywhere.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who’s obsessed with Facebook, they join every group, have 1,000 friends, and talk about it nonstop. They live in the Facebook world and forget the real one.
'I joined this group. It has 5 people. I’m important.', said with confidence.
They message you at 3 a. m. just to say, 'I saw you on Facebook!'
They posted about their day on Facebook 12 times. That’s a record.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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