facebook stalkin - you're so obsessed with someone you're like a detective who

you're so obsessed with someone you're like a detective who just got a new case and won't stop looking for clues

I looked at my crush's profile 50 times. He liked a picture of a dog. I cried.

I looked at my best friend's profile 20 times. She posted a picture of her cat. I cried.

I looked at my teacher's profile 10 times. She posted a picture of her lunch. I cried.