facebook stalkin

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when you waste your life looking at people's faces and fake lives on Facebook just because you're bored and have no real friends

I spent 3 hours looking at my ex's profile. She's still hot but now she's married. I'm not. I'm just sad.

My mom is stalking my cousin's Facebook. She thinks he's a 'bad influence.' He's just a little weird.

I checked my crush's profile 17 times today. He liked a meme about cats. I'm now questioning my entire life.

looking at people's profiles like they're a crime scene and you're the detective who's gonna catch them doing something bad

I found out my best friend's dog died. I didn't know. I thought he was just being extra sad.

My brother's Facebook is like a diary. I read it like it's the last book in the world.

I saw my teacher's profile and she posted a picture of her eating pizza. I cried because I wanted pizza too.

when you're too lazy to do anything real and just sit there clicking on random profiles like it's a game

I clicked on 20 profiles. 19 of them were people I don't know. One was my mom. She was watching me.

I was bored. I started stalking my neighbor's profile. He's 12. He posted a picture of his lunch. It was a sandwich. I cried.

I spent 45 minutes on Facebook. I got 3 likes. My dog got 10.

you're not looking at profiles. You're looking for drama. You're like a kid who just got a new toy and won't stop pressing the buttons

I found out my crush has a crush on someone else. I'm now the most dramatic kid in the school.

I saw my ex's new boyfriend. He's cute. I'm now the most dramatic kid in the school.

I found out my friend is dating my crush. I'm now the most dramatic kid in the school.

you're so mad at someone you just look at their profile like it's a punishment and you're trying to make them feel bad

I looked at my crush's profile 10 times because he blocked me. I got 3 likes. He got 10.

My friend blocked me. I looked at her profile. She posted a picture of her cat. I cried.

I got dumped. I looked at his profile. He liked a meme about tacos. I cried.

you're so obsessed with someone you're like a detective who just got a new case and won't stop looking for clues

I looked at my crush's profile 50 times. He liked a picture of a dog. I cried.

I looked at my best friend's profile 20 times. She posted a picture of her cat. I cried.

I looked at my teacher's profile 10 times. She posted a picture of her lunch. I cried.