facebook stalkin - looking at people's profiles like they're a crime scene and

looking at people's profiles like they're a crime scene and you're the detective who's gonna catch them doing something bad

I found out my best friend's dog died. I didn't know. I thought he was just being extra sad.

My brother's Facebook is like a diary. I read it like it's the last book in the world.

I saw my teacher's profile and she posted a picture of her eating pizza. I cried because I wanted pizza too.