Facebook Stalin
Somebody who deletes all the bad comments, hides themselves from every dumb photo, and unfriends anyone who might make them look silly. They think they’re perfect. They’re not. They’re just Facebook Stalin.
I posted a comment about my boss. It was gone. Facebook Stalin is a real pain.
I was in a photo with a cat. My face got untagged. Why? Because Facebook Stalin thinks I’m a cat.
My old teacher sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' Who is this? Facebook Stalin. That’s who.