Facebook Stalin

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A Facebook user who deletes all the bad comments, removes themselves from every embarrassing photo, and unfriends anyone who might say something mean. They’re like a king who wants to look perfect, even if they’re a total fake.

I posted a rant and got 10 replies. All gone. Facebook Stalin is watching.

My face was in a group photo with a goat. I’m now untagged. Why? I don’t know. I’m not a goat.

My old friend sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' By who? Facebook Stalin.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Somebody who deletes anything that looks bad on their Facebook page. They hate being seen in stupid pictures and don’t want anyone to know they’re a fake. They’re like a boss who doesn’t tolerate any flaws.

I posted a picture of my face after a bad haircut. It was gone. Facebook Stalin is a mean boss.

My ex sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' What’s wrong with me? I don’t know.

There was a group picture with my face and a chicken. I’m untagged. Why? Because Facebook Stalin thinks I’m a chicken.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person on Facebook who deletes all the bad stuff, hides themselves from silly photos, and kicks out anyone who might say something mean. They think they’re perfect. They’re not. They’re just Facebook Stalin.

I posted a comment about my job. It got deleted. Facebook Stalin is a big meanie.

I was in a picture with a dog. My face was gone. Facebook Stalin thinks I’m a dog.

My cousin sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' By who? Facebook Stalin. That’s who.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Somebody who deletes all the bad comments, hides themselves from every dumb photo, and unfriends anyone who might make them look silly. They think they’re perfect. They’re not. They’re just Facebook Stalin.

I posted a comment about my boss. It was gone. Facebook Stalin is a real pain.

I was in a photo with a cat. My face got untagged. Why? Because Facebook Stalin thinks I’m a cat.

My old teacher sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' Who is this? Facebook Stalin. That’s who.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook user who deletes anything that looks bad, hides themselves from every silly photo, and unfriends anyone who might say something mean. They think they’re perfect. They’re not. They’re just Facebook Stalin.

I posted a comment about my life. It got deleted. Facebook Stalin is a total pain.

I was in a group photo with a goat. I was untagged. Why? Because Facebook Stalin thinks I’m a goat.

My old friend sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' Who is this? Facebook Stalin. That’s who.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who deletes all the bad comments, hides themselves from every silly picture, and unfriends anyone who might make them look dumb. They think they’re perfect. They’re not. They’re just Facebook Stalin.

I posted a comment about my day. It was gone. Facebook Stalin is a total annoyance.

I was in a picture with a dog. My face was untagged. Why? Because Facebook Stalin thinks I’m a dog.

My old friend sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' Who is this? Facebook Stalin. That’s who.

by Slangipedia 14d ago